A Buncha Monosyllabic Morons

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

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4.8 • 815 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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First, Jack offers 2 outstanding ways to kill time! Next, Joe shares some wonderfully written legal briefs, or Fact Summaries, as they were originally written!

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0:00.0	bunch of monosyllabic morons.
0:02.2	It's one more thing.
0:04.2	Armstrong and Getty.
0:05.5	One more thing.
0:10.0	Before we get to that, I just was looking up at the TV.
0:15.5	Remember the other day I said, if you want to kill time,
0:19.9	geez, who needs to kill time in the modern world?
0:22.0	But you want to kill more time with more stupid stuff.
0:26.3	Boat docking fails are a good YouTube stream.
0:29.5	Yeah.
0:31.5	People trying to park their boat and it's not going well.
0:34.7	Mm-hmm.
0:35.9	That's pretty funny.
0:37.1	But I just saw one.
0:39.3	Dirty Dancing fails.
0:41.2	It's people who want to do the dirty dancing jump for their wedding.
0:46.3	So in the movie Dirty Dancing, Jennifer Gray, who probably weighed 98 pounds, runs down this, you know, runs in this room full of people who've parted ways for the big dance.
0:58.2	She runs and leaps into the air into Patrick Swayce, who's in really good shape, catches her in the air and holds her over his head.
1:04.4	Well, apparently lots of people like to do this for their wedding.
1:08.0	And either the bride weighs more than Jennifer Gray did or the dude's not as strong
1:13.2	as Patrick Swacey.
1:14.2	Plus it requires an amount of athletic ability and they don't always go well.
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