A Bunch of Hot Guys and a Hairy Puss

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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We are coming to you LIIIVE from NEW YORK CITY, baby! This episode is up a little late because of technical difficulties, thanks for being patient, guys! We talk about narcissistic families, what's going on in our lives, and figure out if girls with dirty bongs have good puss. (hint: they do.) 2 GIRLS 1 BLUNT PODCAST LIIIIIVEEE SHOW COMING UP!!! October 25th at the Miami Improv, buy your tix now, ya filthy f'n stoners. https://www.miamiimprov.com/shows/232677 The Flowery: https://shortur...

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0:00.0	I just want to not ever be into somebody. Like, I have to care less and I can never care less. I just want to care less. Having a crush is so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. Because you start, like, blushing and shit and, like, kicking your feet when you're talking to them and I'm like, stop it. Ew, I mean, so weird and gay. And then I realize how weird I'm being.
0:21.1	I'm like, that makes me weirder.
0:23.2	Yeah.
0:23.6	And then you're like, why didn't they watch my story?
0:26.2	And then you're like, why does it matter if they watch your story?
0:29.1	Go live your own fucking life.
0:31.0	Get off Instagram.
0:31.8	And get off Instagram and like psychily looking if they've interacted with you.
0:37.1	You know? Like like that's so embarrassing
0:39.4	so embarrassing but I do it and then they don't interact I'm like okay yeah so then you try
0:46.6	harder I prove myself then you scare them away then you show up at at their house. And then you call their mom.
0:56.5	Their mom's like, how did you get my number?
0:58.6	And you're like, your son's phone.
1:00.8	But in reality, you really just Googled it off people finder.com.
1:06.4	Hey, girl.
1:07.1	You're trying to hit this?
1:08.8	Oh, you know exactly what I need.
1:13.8	Hey, guys. Hey girl, you trying to hit this. Oh, you know exactly what I need. Hey guys, it's two girls, one blunt podcast.
1:17.6	I'm your co-host, Jamie Lee.
1:19.9	And I'm Emily.
1:21.7	Today we're talking about a lot.
1:23.7	We are.
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