A box of tacos and garbage wh*res

Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 10.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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We needed an extreme expert for this intense week in the Real Housewives Universe and thankfully Bryan Safi heeded the call. The Ladies of Potomac are back to give us LLC houses, cancer confusion and invitation tacos. Plus Bryan has lots of thoughts on Jamie Lee Curtis, Doug the producer and the joy of Jen Shah. All that and a story about a vengeful owl that rivals The Staircase. Bryan Safi always brings it and this time he raises the bar.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, it's Danielle. Welcome to Bitch Sash. What a week! What a good gym week. I'm a little
0:19.9	high right now because I just went crazy and purchased a fair isle sweater. And I, it was wild
0:26.8	ball purchase. Like the air got a little bit crisp and I was like I need a fair isle sweater. So
0:32.6	anyway I'm a little on high from that purchase but we have a great show for you today. Casey, as
0:37.2	you can see, is not here. R-I-P Casey. She's, she's away. She's in the heurup. So she's far, far away.
0:46.2	But guys, what a week. And for a week like this when we had such huge news, how's wife's news?
0:54.7	How's wife's reunion starts of new seasons like I have to bring in the big guns. Like I have to go
1:00.2	through our gas and be like no, no, no, no, this person is not enough. But you know who is enough?
1:07.5	This person. Guys, I've brought in the best of the best. Mr. Brian Safi. My love, I've missed you.
1:16.7	I missed you. I have to tell you, I, this was like in the spring I was in England and someone came
1:23.1	up to me. Okay. And at like, I don't know, some mansion I was touring with my mom. So sexy, by the way.
1:30.0	I, I, I, he's reached out of that turned you on. Honestly, that's, that's my dream to have a child
1:37.6	and adult child that tours mansions in Europe with me. Are you fucking kidding me?
1:41.9	They can't tell you so big. That's not the child's dream.
1:44.4	That is always that is exactly. But I'm a mother now. I know you're right. No, it is. It was wonderful.
1:55.0	It was wonderful, but someone came up to me and said, did they ever figure out who won in the
2:01.4	Ghost Trials? And I literally had no idea what they were talking about. And I was like, wait,
2:05.9	what? And I go, oh, I don't know. I don't know if that's part of the tour. And they were like,
2:10.6	no, your ghost trial that you talked about on bitch session. I was like, and my mom was like,
2:14.6	what in the hell are you? But it was so wonderful. It was out of the blue. And it was just like,
2:20.4	I love that place I would never expect. It was wonderful. And can I ask you, has there,
2:25.8	has there been a ruling? Listen, I just saw that movie tar with Cape Lanchash.
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