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Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Well, what a great opener to the show.

What a great opener to the show when we discovered that well-known drunk, Lauren Goodyear has been attacking people in the Big Brother House again. As usual, the woman who actively seeks publicity has decided to play victim. Whether it's carefully constructed, I don't know. She was extremely rude to poor little George in there. And at one point,

she decided to tell the housemates that her ex-boyfriend was an armed robber. Whether or not

that makes her out to be even more stupid than we ever imagined in the first place, I don't know.

Anyway, Adele Lynch says that George wasn't trying to be rude. He was trying to protect you. George has told the group he's in the right. He says, I don't need any reassurance. There's no full well you've got to give up at some point. She says, you know, because she's a drunk and there's nothing you can do with Lauren Googer at all. She says, George is bang out of order. You're digging me out. I don't know what that expression means, but to her it obviously means something. Before he tells her,

you've had too much to drink. But she says, this is the hilarious thing. She obviously believes she's

somebody important, as opposed to some useless dead weight that was kicked off the Made in Essex program because she didn't contribute anything.

She spent her entire life moaning about things. She's a pathetic waste of space. And she says,

this is a new and amazing thing for you. I've had this for four years. You know, the press picking

on me and doing everything. And I'm thinking, no, no, no, no, no, no. You actively sell stories. You're a liar. The press

haven't picked on you at all. Nobody's interested in you, dear. You're of no interest to anybody at all.

You're a bloated, drunk, who's an embarrassment to everybody. You need to go home. You need to sober up,

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