A birthday of cupcakes, dystopian futures, and brutal alien hunters - #2890

The Tom Barnard Podcast

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Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Sports

4.1 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Tom is 74 today, which normally would call for cake. Alas, the quest for pound droppage takes priority. But that's okay. You don't need cake to enjoy your birthday. Movies about evil extradimensional entities and tentacle-faced monsters who want to kill you are just as enjoyable. Depending on who you are, of course.

On the show:

The family
Kristyn Burtt
Tim Lammers

Topics covered:

Tom's birthday
Favorite birthday cake
AI
Predator: Badlands
IT: Welcome to Derry

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.4	That's audible.co.uk slash wondery.
0:11.5	Welcome to the Tom Bernard podcast with...
0:19.9	Co-host Catherine Brandt
0:21.7	Alex Bram Bernard Rasmussen
0:23.2	And oh and Andy Bram Bernard and
0:26.4	And Kristen Burton and happy birthday Tom
0:29.7	And a one and a two and a one two three
0:32.6	Happy birthday to you
0:36.6	This is going to sound horrible by the way Why are you sing it so slow mom? I know Happy birthday to you.
0:40.3	Why are you seeing it so slow, mom?
0:41.4	I know.
0:43.2	Happy birthday, happy birthday.
0:45.0	Happy birthday.
0:46.9	The problem is there's the delay.
0:48.4	There's like, yeah, there is a delay.
0:50.5	Also, I'm like, wait a minute, we are all.
0:52.8	Mom was seeing the slow motion version.
0:53.8	She was like, hi.
1:00.2	One party's on the east coast, one party's on the west coast, and one party's in between.
1:02.8	So it's, you know, there's all sorts of timing is going on. That was great.
1:03.7	Wow.
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