So Ian, of course, if we weren't recording the podcast this Sunday morning, we would be out, wouldn't we?

Halfway through the marathon, probably in a fancy dress.

I see us in a perhaps a horse or something like that, front and back of a horse.

Who's the front?

Well, we've got another year to work out.

Who's going where?

It's such a shame that we have to do the podcast on a Sunday morning, because you're right,

absolutely, we would be out there at the front of the marathon.

It takes them 45 minutes to get through the start line. And I'm thinking to myself,

with the exception of my 110k, 45 minutes is as long as I've ever run anyway. And I wouldn't

even have started by the time. But anyway, we can...

It takes me 45 minutes to do a 5K. Anyway, I don't think anybody wants to hear about our running, do they?

So let me tell everybody what we've got coming up.

We're going to be talking about the Windrush Children's scandal, Kim Jong-un, lots of developments

in that story.

New counter-terror legislation.

Could there be cabinet resignations over it? The customs union vote in the

House of Lords. Did you know that I've been on question time? You never mentioned it.

Right, let's start about Windrush. Apparently it's all your fault, Jackie. It all happened when you were

Home Secretary. I loved that you texted me on Wednesday, Ian, to say, I've just heard you might be

completely responsible for Windrush. Is that true? I did live in hope. Yeah, yeah. The answer,

of course, being no. Wednesday, of course, there was a bit of a hoo-har because Jeremy Corbyn tried to pin on to Theresa May the destruction of the landing cards, which it subsequently turned out had happened whilst she was Home Secretary, but the decision to do it had happened back in 2009, in fact, not whilst I was Home Secretary,

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