Mark it is doubtless not escaped your notice that there are less than, fewer than, a hundred days tall Christmas.

It's September. I know, but soon it'll be October and the Halloween stuff will have been cleared out of the stores and Christmas

baubals will already be in fact they are in some shops.

And before you know it we'll be talking about Easter.

Anyway what's happening at Christmas, Simon?

Well, we have a Christmas movie spectacular.

Yes, a spectacular evening of festive filmic cheer in which you get to come along and watch the show.

Are you excited Mark?

Yes, I'm learning this for the first time.

Is this like a live and in person thing?

It is. It's going to be at the Prince Edward Theatre down there in London on December the 8th. That's very nice. That's a nice theatre. It's helped us two in the afternoon which makes us matinee idols for the first time. Now these features don't quote us on this because

they might not turn up or we might thought something better. Right. The final of the World Cup of Christmas

films, 2024 edition in which the top 32 festive films go head to head.

We're going to turn the tables with a feature called Quizmaster Kermoat's Christmas quiz,

in which the audience answer a range of questions prepared

by Mark himself. Did you know about this? No I didn't. When am I going to prepare those

questions? Anytime you like between now and December the 8th. What times the show on?

Half past two in the afternoon.

I'll do them in the morning.

Also there'll be reviews of that particular week's releases.

There'll be a special guest from the movies.

This is the most vague of all the features because guests are finalised like the day before.

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