A Bear, an AR-15, and a Home Invasion
The Colion Noir Podcast
Colion Noir
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So not too long ago, I did a video about a guy who had to deal with a bear home invasion. |
| 0:08.4 | And basically, it was caught all on video of him going downstairs and basically smoking this black bear that broke into his home after it charged him. |
| 0:20.2 | I reached out to him to see if I could get him to come |
| 0:23.4 | onto my podcast to tell his story and he obliged. So his name is Earl, but his friends call him |
| 0:30.7 | Marty. And this is his story about what happened when a bear home invaded him, and he had to deal with it accordingly. |
| 0:41.0 | This episode of the Koleon-N-N-War podcast is brought to you by Vetter Holsters. |
| 0:45.9 | So, first of all, how's it going? |
| 0:48.8 | How's everything on your end as far as the aftermath of everything yeah it's good it's uh the aftermath's |
| 0:58.2 | been good uh it's been kind of wild you know having something to go viral like that but it's been |
| 1:02.9 | good and uh you know all the feedback online seems to have been very positive overwhelmingly positive |
| 1:08.7 | so that's that's great. Gotcha, gotcha. |
| 1:11.6 | So let's just start from the beginning because I remember when I came across the video, I was like, I didn't initially think it was real. |
| 1:18.6 | I'm like, okay, because you know everything now is AI, right? |
| 1:20.6 | Right. |
| 1:21.6 | But like, you know, most people have to defend themselves, you know, from, you know, criminals and, you know, other two-legged |
| 1:30.1 | animals, so to speak. But you, you had to deal with a four-legged bear, essentially. So, like, |
| 1:36.4 | just walk me through just from beginning to end, how all of this kind of transpired. Yeah, so bump in |
| 1:43.1 | the night. My wife woke me up. I was, I think I, I bump in the night. |
| 1:44.2 | My wife woke me up. |
| 1:45.5 | I was, I think I heard it. |
| 1:48.0 | I'm not sure, but my wife definitely woke me up. |
| 1:50.8 | And, you know, I have some pretty good security cameras, decent security system and checked my |
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