So we realized that it's been a while since we've talked about one of our favorite friends of the show, Tucker Carlson.

Dark Tucker.

Or at least gone into detail about a segment that Dark Tucker has done.

And I wanted to change things up a little bit today by opening up the cold open with a little beyond parody.

And a certified hood glass.

Well, of course.

Yeah, that was purpose.

Got to, you know, I meant to do that.

I meant to do all that.

And read this, well, not article by Tucker Carlson.

Fox News just took his segment he did the other day and transcribed it word for word and

just posted it as an opinion piece on their article, which is just gas.

I, you know, as a content creator myself, I really support the hustle of posting cross-platform.

I definitely support just reusing, repackaging the same stuff.

Oh, absolutely.

And then posting it as if it's something new.

Absolutely.

Especially when it's us two independent content creators doing it and when when it's the number one cable-million dollar corporation.

Just doing it just to get clicks.

Gotta love that.

Anyway, let's get right into the story.

I feel like, before we even get into this story,

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