A $400,000 Mattress?
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
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🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Jack visits an ultra high-end bedding store to indulge himself...but was he a buyer?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | A $400,000 mattress? |
| 0:08.2 | It's one more thing. |
| 0:10.2 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:11.5 | One more thing. |
| 0:14.2 | Does it come with a woman already on it? |
| 0:17.9 | That's ready for me? |
| 0:20.6 | Or what? That would be overpriced are you kidding oh yeah even then it'd |
| 0:24.8 | be like that's ridiculous so i talked about this i don't remember if it was on the one more |
| 0:30.2 | and illegal and immoral and perverse and sick and exploitive but also overpriced and hot so |
| 0:37.2 | uh i talked about this either on the show or on the one more thing podcast a year or so ago. Because I'd read this article in the New York Times. And it was an eye-grabbing headline, a $400,000 mattress. Haston's bed. I don't know how you pronounce it. I can't say it exactly like the Swedish salesman. It's a Swedish salesman because the A's got dots over it and stuff. Oh, no. He says, Hastens or something, but. Hastings. H-A-S-T-E-N-S. I had talked about this a year or so ago. I read this article in the New York Times, and it was kind of a fun article about a guy who was reviewing this product. He heard about it, and he laid down on the beds and he wrote about it and it was kind of a fun article about a guy who was reviewing this product. |
| 1:12.0 | He heard about it and he laid down on the beds and he wrote about it. |
| 1:14.6 | And it was really interesting. |
| 1:15.5 | And it was a, you know, I just thought it was interesting. |
| 1:19.0 | And they've got only a couple of stores around the world and a couple in the United States. |
| 1:24.4 | Last summer, when I was in New York City with my kids, we were walking down Park Avenue |
| 1:29.8 | and I saw one of the stores. I thought, holy crap, they've got a store here, but it was closed. |
| 1:34.3 | And I thought, oh, wow, I would love to have laid down on one of those beds. |
| 1:37.7 | Well, it turns out they've got a store in Palo Alto. |
| 1:41.3 | Of course they do. |
| 1:42.6 | Because if you're listening in other parts of the country, |
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