A 3 Legged Wannabe Table

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about it, and Bryan gives us the rundown on his latest Atlanta restaurant experience. Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son. The average penis size has increased by 30% Will this eventually put us in the metaverse? February is Krissy’s time to show up to TCB intoxicated! Bryan thinks Valentines day is a scam Are Bryan & Krissy the new AbFab? What makes the perfect restaurant? Bryan talks shit about an Atlanta restaurant…drama! The TCB Treaty is updated! Moral of the story…just go to Houston's! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh Alex, this is the mood board for the next edition.
0:02.8	Six pitch, Aristos.
0:04.8	Six punk, whore, bitch.
0:06.8	Prossey, prossey, Maggie, punk, tar.
0:09.4	Slaps, slaps, total Alex, Alex with lovely shoes.
0:13.0	Oh yeah.
0:17.6	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:21.2	Those three things have to be there.
0:23.2	And if you have a Coke dealer at the end of the bar.
0:25.4	It even better.
0:26.6	You're a four-legged table. You're gonna stand the test of time.
0:29.2	You're always gonna be there.
0:30.2	No matter what comes a rockin', you're always gonna stand.
0:32.2	The best of those two obvious.
0:33.2	Yeah, not too obvious.
0:34.2	Yeah.
0:35.2	Yeah, he's got a look.
0:36.2	He's got a look, like a person.
0:38.2	He's bimestyle.
0:39.2	That would be at the bar.
0:40.2	Yeah.
0:41.2	Not the white guy with dreadlocks that smells like patchouly
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