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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous K-Rock.

Hell yeah.

It's nipple piercing day, guys.

I know.

Pierce that, man. Thank you for the reminder. Greatly appreciate you all. It will be happening after the show today. If you're not already following along, we may do some Instagram live in Klein Alley's show. We'll probably be doing some stuff on YouTube so you can find us there. And that's where we sit right now. I'm going to give the YouTube viewers a shot of my virgin unpierced nipples at some point this hour before we have to head over and get myself all jacked up. No, thank you. Also, Ali, you know, my biggest fear in all of this is that is all of it is every part of it. You know, I'm not a needle. Hate needles. Not a needle guy. I don't like shots not not a tattoo guy yeah so you're dropping every reason in between the breaks to me that you

possibly can you know i also don't like needles you know i also feel very self-clentious about my nipples

my nipples are my least favorite part of my own body why your nipples are fine come here look at you should be more self-conscious about the stubble that you have on your chest.

Well, thank you. I don't have to bring that off, but my nipples are very small. I mean, they're a child, it was almost like...

It's just funny of all the self-conscious body parts that you should have. That's the one that you're the most self-conscious about.

Yeah, because it feels like my nipples now are the same size they were both. And the rest of me grew and got hairy. So when you look at yourself in the mirror, that's the first thing you notice is why are my nipples so small? Yeah. Wow, you should get like a nipple procedure. I think it I'm not going to do a nipple procedure, but I think at one point in school, I feel like it was like gym class or PE, and I think I was taking off my shirt, and I feel like some bigger guy was like, look at that baby nips. And it probably just stuck with me, you know? Were you baby nips Klein? And then I don't think the name ever stuck, at least not in my face, maybe behind my back.

Now it is. Now it has.

It's forever.

Great.

Thank you.

Anyway, so I think that probably stuck with me for a bit. And I said, Dad, the joke will be on you when these nipples finally grow, but they never grew. So I keep trying to put myself in cold settings. Oh, man. That guy probably looks you up every once in a while and just goes,

ah.

Yeah, there's baby nuts.

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