Hello and welcome to the very 99th and three quarters podcast of the shut up and sit down.

Podcast, a podcast all about board games. And we have got a show for you today. My name is

Matt Lees and I'm joined by Quentin Smith. Hello, Mattleys. And we are also joined once again

by our current intern, Mr. Ben. Hello. For people familiar with this cartoon show, Mr. Ben,

it's about a nice middle-aged man who goes on adventures when he puts on costumes. I am not Mr. Ben.

What? That's not you?

No. Matt, we talked about this. Is that why every time we see you, you're not wearing outlandish costumes and going into cupboards and having whimsical adventures?

I mean, to be fair, Matt, the last time I was at your house, I did put on a costume and

get in a cupboard to have a whimsical adventure.

That's why I did it.

I thought that was where you were comfortable.

If you've not seen Matt's commit video, then yeah, guess what?

That's Ben.

Ben, you're a star now.

I am.

Thank you very much. putting you in a cupboard is it's been suddenly seems quite inappropriate in the context of this new information it you could see the tribunal calling it bullying couldn't you yeah i can hear them as well

let's do a podcast okay the board games we're going to be talking about on this 99 and three quarters

podcast which we should explain if you missed last episode uh we're going to save episode 100 for

shucks the shut up and sit down convention. Tickets

on sale now. Yeah, it's like the podcast equivalent of a purity ring. We're just going to wait

a little bit longer. Yeah, it'll be awful if we have. What fraction are we going to use if we have to

do another podcast between now and now? Oh, an annoying one, like 0.95 or something. Okay,

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