#997: Garbage People With Royce Lopez and Merch
Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli
Sam Tripoli
4.6 • 9.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 137 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Tin Foil Hat, host Sam Tripoli welcomes Royce Lopez and Mike Schiele for a lively discussion on cultural chaos, the debate over overweight visitors at Disneyland, the recent LEGO controversy, Zionism in America, and the chaos of the Dabbleverse and its impact on online autistic superchators. Filled with humor and sharp commentary, the episode explores some of the internet's most talked-about cultural and media topics.
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| 0:00.0 | It sucks and I'm at the point when I don't believe any official story and it's probably detrimental to me because there probably is stuff that is true. But I'm sorry, you lied to me so much. Anything something happens, I won't believe it. Now, now you're telling me there's aliens. Yeah, fuck you. That was cool 10 years ago. If you tell me there's aliens now, like, how about that shit going on, man? I don't, I don't care. Tim for a hot. |
| 0:20.1 | Oh, what the fuck are you guys |
| 0:21.3 | people talking about? |
| 0:23.2 | Global controls will shit going on, man. I don't, I don't care. What the fuck are you guys even talking about? |
| 0:23.3 | Global controls will have to be imposed. |
| 0:27.7 | And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. |
| 0:33.2 | Welcome to tinfoil half. |
| 0:35.0 | We go deep, home, boy. |
| 0:38.1 | Eric, open your mind. |
| 0:42.8 | Drink from the fountain of knowledge. |
| 0:45.9 | There's lizard people everywhere. |
| 0:48.5 | That's some interdimensional shit. |
| 0:54.0 | Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. dimensional shit. |
| 0:55.7 | Wake up, Aaron. |
| 0:58.2 | This is only the beginning. |
| 0:59.8 | Dude, you just blew my mind. |
| 1:03.3 | Are you ready to get your mind blown? |
| 1:07.8 | Revolution will be podcasted. |
| 1:09.8 | All right. |
| 2:01.0 | Welcome to Timphall Hat live from the Wise Wolf Gold and Silver Studios. That's right. Go to Wolfpack Goldies promo code tinfoil and you two can get in on the Press Mail's game for as little as $50 a month. That's right, Samtriblee. Dot Gold promo code tinfoil. Very excited to have these guys on. It's been years in the making we're supposed to do it before but everybody got super busy i just did their show and then now they're on our show we're very excited they got a very popular show revenge of the cis please welcome merch and royce lopez how are you guys thanks for having us man Thanks for having us. Finally, years and years later, we're here. Yeah, we may happen. I went to the comment section of my appearance on your show. Guys are like, fuck it, man. Yeah, no, they're like, this guy. I'm like, guys, we're just fucking around. When I'm actually angry, everyone gets, I forget stuff all the time. |
| 2:04.3 | There's times that I've had guests and I have completely forgotten until the day of. |
| 2:05.9 | And they're like, hey, man, we're still good. I'm like, yeah, yeah, of course. I'm like, fucking scrambling. Yeah, it's hilarious. It was like, this should have happened a long time ago. Go fuck them. I'm like, okay, dude, it's life. |
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