996. Smokes Toes (Derek Gaines And Dave Sirus)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Derek Gaines and Dave Sirus join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the release of Bupkis which Derek and Dave are both in, being happy for friends' success, the average male height and if Dave is too short, lying on dating profiles, Guess The News - Texas shooting(s), the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the weirdest animal they've eaten, the real story behind The Revenant, which body they'd prefer to be ripped off in an animal fight, Luis addressing the stranger in the studio, Meg Ryan's current look, the hotel manager caught sucking on a guest's toes in the middle of the night and so much more!
(Air Date: May 12th, 2023)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Look at him. Toe Sucker. |
| 0:01.8 | He has a record. This is a mug shot for him. |
| 0:04.0 | Most of the time. |
| 0:04.6 | Yo, yo, sucka! |
| 0:06.8 | He's been doing this for 30 years. |
| 0:08.7 | No, he killed it. |
| 0:09.6 | He got the same toe. |
| 0:10.9 | Toe the smart. |
| 0:11.9 | Dude, he loved sucka. |
| 0:13.2 | That thing he loves sucka. |
| 0:14.3 | And he likes being caught. |
| 0:15.5 | That is a face that says, |
| 0:16.6 | and I'll do it again. |
| 0:17.6 | Ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:18.6 | Fill her up. |
| 0:20.6 | You are listening to the gas digital network. |
| 0:31.0 | What up, motherfuckers? |
| 0:32.0 | No, no. |
| 0:33.0 | It's the real last podcast. |
| 0:34.0 | It's your boy Louis J. Gomez. |
| 0:36.0 | Where's my last night for last dude? |
| 0:37.0 | Ultimate minority. |
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