995. Dropped A Squash (Ian Fidance And Jordan Jensen)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss what Jordan thinks Luis' penis looks like (by drawing it), the best gifts they've ever received, getting turned on by doctors during an appointment, the random stranger who trespassed at GaS Digital, Jordan's altercation an a grocery story and at an airport, the mom who claims her 4-year old was burned by chicken McNuggets, the guy who hid a camera on a cruise ship bathroom, silhouette TikTok videos, Ian finally off probation, the weirdest place they've each done coke and so much more!
(Air Date: May 10th, 2023)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I got into an altercation at the grocery store two days ago. |
| 0:02.8 | What happened? |
| 0:03.3 | Dropped a squash? |
| 0:05.2 | It was like on a pile. |
| 0:06.2 | I was already... |
| 0:06.8 | That how women take a shit? |
| 0:07.8 | Dropped a squash? |
| 0:08.8 | So, dropping a squash here. |
| 0:10.4 | And we dropped it from up here, like Simba. |
| 0:13.1 | Here was dropping a squash. |
| 0:14.5 | This girl came in. |
| 0:15.2 | There's no toilet paper. |
| 0:17.2 | I dropped a squash at rolled off on this other woman's side. |
| 0:19.6 | And she like... |
| 0:20.5 | She, you know. |
| 0:21.7 | You know. |
| 0:22.7 | Fill her up. |
| 0:24.9 | You're listening to the gas digital network. |
| 0:30.0 | What up, motherfuckers? |
| 0:31.0 | It's the real-ass podcast, itch-boy Louis Shaco mess. |
| 0:32.0 | Where's my last paper last dude? |
| 0:33.0 | Ultimate minority? |
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