#992 - Ian Edwards

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4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2017

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Ian Edwards is a stand up comedian and also hosts his own podcast called "Soccer Comic Rant" available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh shit. Here we go. He and Edwards back from Montreal. Back from another country.
0:12.4	What up man? What's up brother? Good to see you man. Good
0:14.7	you man. Yeah man. Was in Montreal at the comedy festival? First of all Canada is right there, but it's such a hard country to get into.
0:27.0	It's very hard to get into. It's crazy.
0:30.0	Yeah, they don't want any douchebags. They have a zero douchebag policy.
0:33.8	But, listen, I saw the ex-mere of Montreal, right,
0:40.3	in walking down sunset in front of the comedy store,
0:43.6	the one that was on crack, right?
0:46.0	Is that the Toronto guy?
0:47.0	The Toronto guy?
0:48.0	The Toronto guy? The Toronto guy?
0:49.0	You saw that guy?
0:50.0	Damn.
0:51.0	Walking by the comedy store. and everybody took pictures with him and he was
0:56.8	the mayor and he did crack. There's tape of it right? So how the fuck did he get
1:01.4	here but Canada won't even take a drunk driver from us.
1:05.0	That's true.
1:07.0	Well, I think crack, you probably better driver when you're on crack.
1:11.0	You're just more expeditious, you get things done. Yeah, that's a like if you if you commit a crime you can't get in Canada if you're a DUI like Patrice had a
1:23.8	not well not Patrice but I know people have a DUIs that can get into Canada.
1:27.6	Oh yeah it's super common like on a
1:29.8	super common you can't work there you can't get in there Diaz can't get up there Say again Joe Diaz You can't get in there. Diaz can't get up there.
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