99: With UberHaxorNova

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:00.0	Music
0:24.9	Kyro, you still making up for all of your lackluster
0:28.5	introductions across the two years we've been doing this podcast.
0:32.1	Wonderful. Yeah.
0:33.6	Hello today we bring you episode 99 with UberHax or Nova
0:39.6	better known by his adult name James.
0:42.4	Hey, James.
0:44.1	How's it going, guys?
0:45.5	Hey, not bad, man.
0:47.6	Yeah, I ate a chicken bone.
0:50.0	Hmm.
0:51.2	Sounds like it made you sick.
0:52.4	Yeah, you gave me a sinus problems.
0:55.0	The second I felt it like wiggle down my throat, my nose flared up,
0:58.5	but it might just be hyper-conjure.
1:00.6	Why did you cancel procedures as soon as you felt it in your throat?
1:04.5	Well, I would have been regurgitating that shit immediately.
1:08.0	What the fuck am I going to do about that?
1:10.5	Just like why would you you can eat them Jackson?
1:13.0	Chicken bones are edible.
1:13.9	I'm not going to go in and like a fucking headstand or something and try
1:17.0	like essential body oils or anything to try and wiggle it out.
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