a little bit. Oh shit. Wait. Okay. You don't have to rush. I just started. I'm going to just

call you nurse Taylor. Okay. I like that. Hold on. Let me check some real quick before you start.

Well, no, I'm not. I'm going to say cheers to your fucking Topo Chinko dick ass. You can't say

Chinko. No, it's a little politically incorrect to say. Take that. I'll put Chinko. What is it?

No, there's no. There's no. No. No, but Chico. Chico. Oh, Topo Chico. Cheers. There you go. Spanish

Nadation Mexican. Okay. Better. I don't know. I don't know what that was. I'm just making sure.

Is that why do you want the Gatorade to be your chaser? Yeah, because I hydrate. Well, I see hydrate.

That's smart. I've told you. I've taken my vitamins while we were in. Well, we'll get into it. Yeah, we'll get it.

Because I have. You know, what's going on? So much. But I am. I have to talk past

sentences and then just be surprised when I talk about you. Okay. I'm excited because you don't

fucking out. But you know the questions. You have the stories, right? Yeah, I read it. You're

ready, bitch. I'm a ready bitch. Happy Monday, girls night gang. And welcome to another episode

of Girls Night with Alexis Waters. I hope everyone had an amazing Thanksgiving and had prepared

their answers to that annoying ass family member who needs to know, one, when are you going

to engage? Two, when are you going to marry? Three? What are you doing with your life? And

my response to everything was grandma. I've come to the conclusion that Tyler is not the

one. And I'm just either going to start selling pictures of my feet, become a stripper,

keep selling dildos on Instagram. And that shut her the fuck up. And with Tyler's family,

I said, why don't you just stick it where the sun don't shine? Which I don't even know

what that means. And they just think I'm insane and just started dying laughing. But other

than that, I hope everyone had an amazing holiday. So today we have one of the sweetest girls

I have ever met. And I usually don't fuck with a lot of people. And I like to keep my

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