#99 - Ravens top 49ers in the rain, Texans trick Pats & Simms still concerned about Chiefs

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🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Ahmed take your questions as they recap a big Week 13 Sunday, and Ahmed buries a few teams in Requiem For A Team. (2:20) Ahmed gives his percentage odds of a Ravens-49ers rematch in the Super Bowl (3:45) Film Deep Dive #1: Ravens 20-49ers 17 "This was the first time all year the 49ers D-line didn't win the battle" (14:15) "Fred Warner is the Bobby Wagner of this defense" (18:00) Why the 49ers should have thrown more to Deebo Samuel & Emmanuel Sanders (26:30) Texans 28-Patriots 22 Breaking down the DeAndre to Deshaun trick play TD (31:45) Did the Patriots offense salvage something with their late-game TDs? (34:10) "This is where I see Tom Brady slipping" (40:30) Who is most to blame for New England's offense? (42:30) "Will Fuller is the key to the Texans offense" (46:30) Chiefs 40-Raiders 9 Despite the win, Simms & ManBearPig are both concerned about the Chiefs offense (49:15) Derek Carr struggles again in cold weather (53:30) Rams 34-Cardinals 7 Ahmed names Jared Goff the NFL MPP (57:15) Packers 31-Giants 13 Happy birthday, Aaaaaron Rooooodgers (1:00:15) Steelers 20-Browns 13 "Devlin Hodges is a natural at the deep ball" (1:03:00) Titans 31-Colts 17 "Derrick Henry is doing it again" (1:07:00) Dolphins 37-Eagles 31 How did the Eagles not adjust to DeVante Parker? (1:12:15) Redskins 29-Panthers 21 "There's no such thing as tanking." (1:15:40) Bengals 22-Jets 6 "The Jets roster is a bigger problem than anything" (1:19:00) Buccaneers 28-Jaguars 11 "As we stand here, Gardner Minshew is better than Nick Foles" (1:21:45) Broncos 23-Chargers 20 "Drew Lock made some big-time throws" (1:24:15) Requiem For A Team In a new segment, Ahmed eulogizes the teams eliminated from playoff contention

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0:00.0	And the lighting in her studio is more flattering when it's cloudy out, I feel like.
0:07.0	Do you?
0:08.0	When it's very bright?
0:09.0	Yeah, you look really handsome right now.
0:10.0	You look like James Bond.
0:11.0	So if you're listening to this, you're handsome.
0:13.0	Watch it on YouTube because I have a good day.
0:15.0	I'm looking for you.
0:16.0	Yeah, you are. You're damn sexy, man. No doubt about it.
0:19.0	Damn.
0:20.0	What the hell was I smoking that day to say you were that handsome? What do you mean? It was a really good day. The lighting was flattering. Right? It was it dark? I mean, was it pitch black? You couldn't see. You looked handsome in the dark. You were wearing sunglasses. Yo, yo, what up? Chris Sims, Ahmed Farid is here. What's up, dude? You're doing good. I'm good. I'm feeling good.
0:39.3	All right, good. You look good. Not like James Bond, but you look good. I was well rested last night. I was doing some rugby yesterday. I know you were. I saw you in the office. I was walking around the building.
0:50.4	Everyone's like, what are you doing today?
0:51.3	I was like, I got rugby, and then I was doing some stuff on NBC, but I had an eye on the games.
0:55.5	Yeah, I know you did.
0:56.1	One eye on the games,
0:57.1	one eye on rugby. I was going like a frog. You're a worker. I give you that. That's the one thing you'll give me. I do the work. Know that. And you're snarky, funny, and you don't watch movies. Other than that, yeah, those are the three.
1:08.4	Other than that, you're an average human being.
1:11.4	All right, let's get it started.
1:12.8	You ready?
1:12.9	Should we do it?
1:13.4	What do we got on the show today?
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