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Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2016

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Station intern Kareem writes home and receives an unexpected reply.

Weather: "Quiet Americans" by Shearwater (shearwatermusic.com)

Music: Disparition, disparition.info.

Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.

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0:00.0

I'll keep this short. We have a Patreon. And lately the amount on that Patreon has gone down.

0:05.7

While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that

0:11.0

we make this show and pay all the people involved, both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of

0:17.1

the scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

0:22.8

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like

0:28.6

Director's Notes on every episode, Zoom Hangs with the Cast and Crew, add free versions of every

0:34.8

episode, and even having yourself inserted as a character into the show, yes, you could become

0:42.0

an actual citizen of Nightfail. To help us out, go to welcometonightfail.com and click on donate.

0:48.8

Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye.

1:19.7

To start today's show, I wanted to talk a bit about our indomitable radio intern,

1:40.6

Kareem. He's become such a talented reporter here at the station. Kareem told me this morning

1:46.7

that he had written to his family back in his home state of Michigan, Michigan, to tell them about

1:54.2

all the recent events he's reported on, like the 5-Headed Dragons and the Strangers led by that

2:00.5

horrible beagle and the reopening of the Laser Tag Center at the Desert Flower, Bowling Alley

2:06.3

and Arcade Fun Complex. They must be really proud of you, Kareem, and all the great work you do.

2:12.6

The fantastic stories you've gotten to cover here at your internship? Thank you for your good work.

2:19.8

And now an update. Many of you have written in with your concerns over old woman Josie.

2:26.3

Well, good news listeners. After suffering a broken hip and a series of infections that kept

2:32.4

her bed ridden most of that time, she is feeling much better. She still needs a cane and

2:39.3

occasionally a wheelchair to alleviate bodily exhaustion, but she is out and about.

2:46.2

I got to see her last Tuesday at the Desert Flower for Bowling League Night. She hasn't been

2:51.1

able to bowl in nearly a year, but she has not lost any of her skills. She came with her many

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