99: Equip the Deluxe Beard
The Nextlander Podcast
The Nextlander Podcast
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🗓️ 4 May 2023
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
On this week's show: Star Wars: Jedi Survivor and Redfall are out and we've played both, people are out there playing Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom in 4k right now, Vampire Survivors is somehow getting a TV show, a trailer dropped for the Gran Turismo motion picture, and more!
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CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) NOTE: Some timecodes may be inaccurate for versions other than the ad-free Patreon version due to dynamic ad insertions. Please use caution if skipping around to avoid spoilers. Thanks for listening.
(00:00:10) Intro
(00:00:53) Droopy Dog? Nope, nope, nope
(00:01:35) All of the cartoon dogs
(00:02:58) Oh, those silly vultures... I think
(00:04:46) Do people baptize their pets?
(00:05:38) Is Milo and Otis horrible?
(00:07:03) Air Bud will save us
(00:07:27) Redfall [PC (Microsoft Windows), Xbox Series X|S] on May 02, 2023
(00:53:07) First Break
(00:53:12) Star Wars Jedi: Survivor [PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S] on Apr 28, 2023
(01:20:53) Second Break
(01:20:56) News
(01:21:05) Apparently, people are already playing Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
(01:30:40) Midnight Suns no longer coming to Switch
(01:34:01) A Double Dragon is coming out?
(01:39:47) Vampire Survivors will become a TV show?
(01:47:55) Gran Turismo has a trailer out
(01:53:16) Emails
(02:00:56) Wrapping up and thanks
(02:03:34) Mysterious Benefactor Shoutouts
(02:05:29) What's are you looking forward to playing?
(02:06:18) See Ya!
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| 0:00.0 | This week's show is brought to you by MiracleMade. |
| 0:04.4 | Alright, there you guys, Brad now, you know, |
| 0:07.1 | I like a lot of things. |
| 0:09.7 | But I'm gonna reveal a little bit about myself here. |
| 0:11.7 | I really like sleeping. |
| 0:13.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:14.5 | I'm like, oh yeah. |
| 0:15.5 | It's in my top three. |
| 0:17.0 | It's a great thing to do. |
| 0:18.3 | But hang on, eating, sleeping, and... |
| 0:21.0 | Sleeping. |
| 0:21.8 | Again. |
| 0:22.8 | It's alright. |
| 0:23.6 | It's mostly sleeping, then eating, then sleeping, and then... |
| 0:25.8 | Got it, yes. |
| 0:26.3 | Sleep, get up, eat, and you can go sleep. |
| 0:27.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.3 | If I could eat while I'm sleeping, I would probably do that, too. |
| 0:31.3 | Sleep, eat, sleep, or pee, got it. |
| 0:33.3 | Yes. |
| 0:33.8 | And luckily for me, MiracleMade has sheets just for me. |
| 0:37.8 | Because did you know that traditional bed sheets can harbor more bacteria than a toilet seat? |
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