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Ghostrunners

99 - Do You Wanna Make 200 Dollars?

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 119 minutes

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This is a great episode if you love childhood dog stories, dancing at wedding receptions, and really fun youth ministry games. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

So we've been watching a lot of basketball this week, of course, watch madness and I was actually listening to a game

0:07.2

On the way to Oklahoma City we went to Oklahoma City for a wedding and KU was down at halftime to Eastern Washington

0:13.0

Remember this and the announcers like oh my gosh

0:16.5

I would love to be a fly on the wall and listen to what Bill self is going to tell these kids in the locker room these players and

0:24.7

My thought was just like

0:26.7

If what why choose fly on the wall, okay, if you can morph into anything

0:31.0

Why why go with the thing that like every time it lands on a surface it defecates. Yes. Why not be you know, I don't know a

0:39.9

cool

0:41.2

Locker that just has a great vantage point of bill self or

0:45.7

Whatever like something else in that locker has got to be better once you're willing to open yourself up to

0:51.6

Morphing into other. Yeah, things you have the options are endless. I don't know if we start with flawed

0:57.9

Let's see what has like a 24-hour lifespan and mainly lives within a cows ear

1:03.8

It's really attractive to attracted to gross things. Yeah, it loves manure. Yeah, oh, I would love to be imagined

1:10.6

Like you're the fly on the wall trying to listen to Bill self like give his like motivating pop-up speech

1:15.5

But all you can do the whole time you're like gosh that crap in the bathroom smells nice

1:19.2

I want to fly in that toilet. I would love to get on those skid marks. I can't even listen because I know

1:23.7

You just dropped a doose in the toilet. I got to get in there drop the doose on that thing

1:29.0

Uh-oh, oh, why do I think this tight feet means that it's going down with some random thoughts of white me too

1:34.8

Then West best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead

1:39.7

Get on your feet because it's a ghost

1:49.2

Oh

1:54.4

Whoa, I literally just got a text from Caitlin triplet my favorite part of this week's episode. Well, how sure do you know what we're gonna say?

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