99 Constans II

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9 • 742 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The second Constans (Actually called Heraclius, but - Roman names hey?) We already know that he had a great beard, but what else do we know about the man? He saw his grandfather and father die within half a year and then he was thrust upon the throne during a time when the empire was falling apart. And he was a child (but still with the beard). let's see how he does...

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0:00.0	Welcome to Totalis Rankium. This week, Constance 2.
0:13.0	Hello, I welcome to Roman Empress Hotelis Rancium Memorial episode.
0:28.9	I'm Jamie.
0:30.6	Speaking from the grave.
0:33.0	Ooh.
0:35.6	This will be really dark if it's true.
0:37.4	It will be incredibly dark if it's true. It will be incredibly dark if it's true.
0:40.1	Better release it.
0:41.3	Oh, well.
0:42.6	And I'm Rob, ranking all of the emperors from Augustus to Constantine 11.
0:47.0	And this is episode 99, Constance 2.
0:51.0	Oh, yeah.
0:51.9	Yes.
0:53.0	So here we are.
0:53.8	The man who we have seen before, known as Constantine
0:57.0	the bearded, known to history as Constance 2. 10 points. Yeah. Well, we already know his image
1:03.0	o'e facie score because we've already given it to him. I'd like to think he had that beard
1:08.4	from day one. From birth. Yeah.
1:11.3	Nice.
1:12.6	It's an impressive beard.
1:14.8	Also, before we start, just want to point out,
1:17.3	we're very much in the dark ages again in terms of sources here.
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