#989: Mega F*** S*** With Kurt Metzger
Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli
Sam Tripoli
4.6 • 9.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 129 minutes
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Kurt metzger joins the show and things gets really weird really fast!
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| 0:00.0 | And you'll hear about the real hardcore cult is doing weird. |
| 0:04.0 | I can remember what the surgery is called, but it's like you put a tendon in your wrist from another guy. |
| 0:08.0 | So that's when you hear about activating your DNA and all that new age shit. |
| 0:12.0 | There's not nothing to that, but you're not hearing what the grizzly shit is they're doing. |
| 0:17.0 | At the top, they're taking some kind of parasite into them that makes them less human 100%. |
| 0:20.9 | Tinfoil hat. |
| 0:21.9 | Oh, what the fuck are you guys who are talking about? |
| 0:25.2 | Global controls will have to be imposed. |
| 0:29.6 | And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. |
| 0:35.1 | Welcome to tinfoil hat. |
| 0:36.9 | We go deep, home boy. |
| 0:39.3 | Aaron, open your mind. |
| 0:42.3 | Drink from the fountain of knowledge. |
| 0:47.3 | There's lizard people everywhere. |
| 0:50.3 | That's some inter-dimensional shit. |
| 0:53.3 | Wake up, Aaron. That's some interdimensional shit. |
| 0:57.6 | Wake up, Aaron. |
| 1:00.1 | This is only the beginning. |
| 1:01.7 | Dude, you just blew my mind. |
| 1:05.1 | Are you ready to get your mind blown? |
| 1:09.7 | Revolution will be podcasted. All right, welcome to Timfoil hat live from the Wise Wolf, Golden Silver Studios. That's right. Go to Samtripplea.com. Use a promo code tinfoil and you two can get into the Press Metal's game. For his little is $50 a month, and I'm telling you, it's a great way to stabilize your money. Fucking, press metals are up everywhere. it's actually kind of weird it's a weird |
| 1:28.6 | what's up gold's up silver's up yeah no obviously like they're collapsing the dollar and you |
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