988. Cardboard Cuts (Mike Figs And Hannah Roeschlein)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Mike Figs and Hannah Roeschlein join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the roll out of the new website, Twitter officially pulling the blue check marks and the celebrities that were gifted the check marks, Luis using ChatGPT to write bedtime stories for Baby James and to insult Figs, learning from South Park, Gervonta Davis vs Ryan Garcia, the flight attendant refusing to take off until a passenger cleaned up spilled rice, gonorrhea's ability to be spread through kissing, Hannah's body count, teen Luis being banned from friends' houses, Luis watching Talladega Nights with Baby James and so much more!
(Air Date: April 24th, 2023)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Let me tell you something about hardboard flaps. |
| 0:02.6 | They thin slice you got two cardboard cuts just razor blades that I'm constantly just weaving through and out of it. |
| 0:09.4 | You gotta shut your box. |
| 0:10.5 | I gotta shut the box. |
| 0:11.4 | That's the box. |
| 0:12.1 | Open box is all over my side. |
| 0:13.2 | I don't know a lot about how to keep your box slaps inside. |
| 0:18.8 | Fill her up. |
| 0:20.2 | You are listening to the gas digital network. |
| 0:30.4 | What up motherfuckers? |
| 0:31.2 | No no no. |
| 0:31.6 | It's the real ass podcast. |
| 0:33.1 | It's your boy Louis J. Gomez. |
| 0:34.8 | Where's my little sniper, Lash Dude? |
| 0:36.1 | Ultimate minority. |
| 0:37.0 | John J. Top comedy. |
| 0:37.8 | I got a lot of names. |
| 0:38.6 | International Super Zart's Acta Mico. |
| 0:40.6 | Ain't nobody. |
| 0:41.2 | He's funny. |
| 0:41.9 | He's a psycho. |
| 0:42.8 | He's a real ass dude. |
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