985. Stained Mattress (Monroe Martin And Joe Gorman)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Monroe Martin and Joe Gorman join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis preparing for his move, moving horror stories, setting up a smart home, having period sex, whether Brendan Schaub would participate in the piñata fight, whether you'd want to know your girlfriend's body count, which is the better threesome, Chick-Fil-A and the Garden State Plaza requiring teens to have chaperones, how comedy saved Luis from a life of crime, skin toned condoms, getting rub and tugs in a relationship and so much more!
(Air Date: April 17th, 2023)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | But one of my ex-girlfriends started dating me. |
| 0:02.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.9 | And my mattress was covered with so many different |
| 0:05.7 | stains from other women. |
| 0:06.8 | Oh, you gotta get rid of that. |
| 0:07.8 | I mean, it was like crazy, because the other thing is, |
| 0:10.0 | before I made any money at all, |
| 0:12.3 | I'd even know you could buy a mattress cover. |
| 0:14.3 | A mattress cover is some, wow. |
| 0:16.1 | So you have a seasoned mattress. |
| 0:17.9 | Yes. |
| 0:18.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.7 | Fill her up. |
| 0:21.0 | You're listening to the gas digital network. |
| 0:23.5 | What up, motherfuckers? |
| 0:25.5 | It's the real ass podcast, H.A.C. Boy Louis J. Gomez. |
| 0:35.5 | Word of my last night for last dude, ultimate minority, |
| 0:37.7 | John J. Top comedy. |
| 0:38.5 | I got a lot of names. |
| 0:39.4 | International Super Zazzak and Nico, A.D.O. Buddy. |
| 0:41.9 | He's funny. |
| 0:42.6 | He's a psycho. |
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