Hi everybody, welcome to the Holland Highway. I hope you have a very good time.

What the hell was that voice?

Ew? It's like Rain Man swallowedallowed Tweedie Bird.

Hey, it's Harlan Williams.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway, as that freaky voice just said.

What a show we have for you today? Oh my God or O.M.G as the

texters say. We are we have a crazy news story man. Oh my God. This one's going to turn your stomach.

This one is going to shake the foundations of your trust in your fellow human

beings and turn your stomach.

Ugh!

Also, I'm going to tell you about a great documentary I saw.

We're going to open the show with that.

I went to a fabulous documentary about something that was big and magnificent

and changed the world and I'm going to tell you all about it and try to convince you to go see this amazing documentary.

And then at the tail end of the show, what a treat.

We have the second human being to ever land on the moon, Buzz Aldrin.

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin is going to call the show

and talks to us about his experiences on the moon.

You're not going to get that

at any other podcast. but that's because this is the one and only

Heartland Highway

You know my name? It's on the marriage certificate. I've never seen you before all my life.

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