#982: Were The Planets The Old Gods With Ari Asulin

Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli

Sam Tripoli

Comedy

4.6 • 9.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 136 minutes

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On the latest episode of Tin Foil Hat, Sam Tripoli welcomes Ari Asulin for a deep dive into hidden history, suppressed narratives, and rewritten timelines. They discuss the mysterious deletion of research repositories, ancient stories like Etana and the Sumerian King List, rumors surrounding Netanyahu, and theories about Prester John and the Rus Horde. The episode also explores Cathar and Khazar suppression, Meister Eckhart, Marie Curie's legacy, Wuxing, the five planets, giants, guerrilla warfare, and the Children's Crusade. If you love alternative history and questioning the official story, this one is for you.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey guys, real quick, we just want to say we had a guest on. He's been on before. We appreciate him coming
0:05.3	on the show. He made a couple statements about Jesus, Mother Mary, that we don't necessarily agree with.
0:12.2	However, the show has and always will be, we allowed the guests to express their views and their opinions.
0:20.6	Now, some of you might have been like, hey, Sam, pushback, go hard. I don't think it would gas to express their views and their opinions.
0:22.1	Now, some of you might have been like,
0:24.1	Hey, Sam, pushback, go hard.
0:25.6	I don't think it would have gone well.
0:31.2	And I don't think it would have been at all interesting or entertaining.
0:33.2	So, you know, that's the show.
0:35.5	Kind of like when you watch Art Bell,
0:39.0	he let people say what they want to say and let the listeners decide whether they fake the fun kind of nasty dunk so just wanted to get that out before enjoy the
0:44.7	show what the fuck are you guys who are talking about global controls will have to be imposed
0:53.4	and a world governing body will be created to enforce them.
0:59.0	Welcome to tinfoil half. We go deep home boy.
1:04.0	Eric, open your mic.
1:08.0	Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
1:11.6	There's lizard people everywhere.
1:13.6	That's some inter-dimensional shit.
1:19.6	Wake up, Aaron.
1:22.6	This is only the beginning.
1:24.6	Dude, you just blew my mind.
1:26.6	Are you ready to get your mind going?
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