All right

All I'm going to is there a joke for you.

For you, it is Monday, October 27. But for me, it is an unspecified date from last week. That's right. It's a pre-recorded show. We are transmitting you this message from the past into the future in the hopes that nothing extraordinary happens in the week. Felix and I take off.

But for today's episode, it is a timeless, timeless topic.

We know this one will never be out of date or out of fashion.

That's right.

Your thoughts, questions, and concerns. It's a call-in show where we will solicit your questions for Felix and myself.

End of note.

Chris is on the ones and twos again.

Oh, hello. It's good to be back. I missed you all. Oh, and also our comic book, another occult ritual in which we intend to profane God and all that is holy. The occult ritual known as

comic book creation is available at bad egg.co, year zero, a Chapo Trap House Comics anthology,

still available for purchase at badag.com. Okay, now we begin this transmission into the future.

So I actually wanted to start us up with an inadvertent two-parter. I don't know how this happened,

but I'll

just do the first one real quick. Hey there, Chapos, long time first time. Saw on the news that the

curdled masses of South Africa have landed in Washington, D.C., and was embarrassed to see that

my state is on the short list of planned recipients. My question for the table is, do you think that my new Afrikaner neighbors will assimilate to our

multicultural neighborhood, or are they simply too racist for even 2025 Appalachia?

All right, big love to the table.

Glad to hear Matt's back on the mend.

And this was a follow-up from a different person.

Hello, Chaper crew.

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