Oh, what a show, what a show, what a show, welcome to the Harlan Highway, Lirdle Nurgans and Bladirgli,

Schlegding, I'm Harlan Williams, your host, and you are rolling down the Harlan Highway Podcast, baby.

What are we talking about today?

Oh, the Super Bowl, man. If you haven't heard who won the Super Bowl tonight,

I'm gonna spill the beans for you

and I'm gonna talk about it.

I'm gonna talk about the game,

talk about the players,

talk about the winners, the losers, and also speaking of losers, Dr. Ascot drops by,

my on-air therapist who I hate surprises me and drops in for another annoying therapy conversation

freaking session thing. Also a crazy news story this one hurts especially if you're a man or a boy.

This one is gonna make you squirm in your seat okay get ready for a crazy news story and also I go on a pissed off

rant there's something going on on TV in the news in in the media that drives me around the bend and I can't take it anymore.

So I'm having one of my pissed off sessions, okay?

Also we're gonna take a few phone calls from the pavement founders. It's

going to be a blast. It always is. Put your helmet on. This is the Harland Highway.

How do you know my name? It's on the marriage certificate.

I've never seen you before all my life.

Hold on to your airbag.

The heartless, heartless monsters.

All of you through and through.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

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