98- The Red Wedding (ft. Lauren & Hannah Berner)

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to The Red Wedding Mother FUCKERS. Alex is joined by childhood best friend, Lauren, to exploit the recent drama that she has been involved in with her ex- Slim Shady, his best friend who is getting married next week, and his current side hoe. Lots and lots of drama, which ends in Alex potentially attending a wedding? Then, Hannah Berner joins Alex to discuss an update on both of their dating lives. Hannah has a 44 year old boyfriend who she has fallen in love with and moved in with?!?! What has quarantine done to us! The women also detail the dirty FaceTime sex they have been having with their men, the perfect toilet angle for the p*ssy(?!), discuss the ass eating they are loving, and the angles that make your asshole look fabulous. ALSO, Hannah explains a strange phenomenon she is experiencing that includes only being able to have an orgasm when her legs are straight. ENJOY DADDY GANG!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. What the fuck is up daddy gang? It is your founding father back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy. I have a roommate here with me tonight.
0:31.0	Yes, I'm recording this at night. I'm feeling a little wild child. I don't usually
0:36.1	drink, but tonight's intro is really going to have to be one that I'm a little intoxicated for.
0:41.5	Lauren, thank you for coming back.
0:43.8	Thank you for having me back.
0:45.8	The last time you were here was episode three
0:50.0	when I came back from the funeral episode.
0:51.8	Yeah, in my mind that's just like the depths of Corona.
0:54.4	That, oh my God, we were so dark.
0:56.7	It was dark.
0:58.0	Deep, dark, your parents' basement.
0:59.8	So now you're back, the daddy gang missed you.
1:02.1	It's okay, I'm back, I'm living on your couch.
1:05.3	Lauren is literally living on my couch currently details to come,
1:08.6	but she's living on my couch.
1:09.6	How do you like it?
1:10.5	Well, I can't complain because your $12,000 couch is more than I would pay for an entire year in rent.
1:15.0	So you're like you're feeling lux.
1:18.0	Did you find the cum stain yet or are you feeling okay living on the couch?
1:22.0	No, I like put a blanket down and then I sleep on top of it. or are you feeling okay living on the couch?
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