It's Monday.

June 10 and 10th. The word of the day is anopistography, which means the act of writing on one side of the paper.

Used in a sentence, the opposite of anopistography is

doing more anopistogro right yeah actually so fucking waste well that's why I

always type on both sides of the screen.

See, if I want to get Anna pissed off at me, I just need to use her hair gel for jerk bloop that every time.

I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heath and Wright and Broadcasting Delay from America's far center

we are the Skeptocrats on this week's episode Heath will advocate for President

Pete because it turns out they're both racist.

Noo will cringe through the head at the makeshift studio in our air B&B.

And you should have voted for Hillary Clinton.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

No, first you should have voted for Hillary. joining me for this very special episode of The Skeptocrat our fellow Skeptic Rats,

no illusions Eli Bosnick, and Andrew Torres.

Gentlemen, before we start talking politics, let's get a little personal.

For any new listeners who might need to get acquainted with us, what is your one line

tinder bio? Oh no, oh no, we are not doing that for it. I, before we do that, I want to point out on our shared

document, Noah literally assigned me Mr. Pink. I mean, so why can't we pick our own

damn color? No. I didn't have anything to do with this script that was a hundred percent heath I don't

why okay my we were tend to we were doing tender bios mr pink mine is get off my

lawn it's it's a Brazilian thing.

Face zero body zero cuddling.

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