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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

98. One Anus-Grab Away

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

It's the 98th episode, getting closer! On today's show, Chris talks about how he thinks a bigender robot should host the Oscars. Also discussed: TED Radio Hour, Derren Brown, Nimesh Patel, and how hard it is to do a show with no Internet (which is what we did today). Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things

0:35.3

I love, like enjoying a latte on the bars with some music or on a walk with a friend. My

0:42.7

only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,

0:49.2

soy, almond or coconut. All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks for no extra

0:56.3

charge, while stocks last subject to availability.

0:59.3

Hey guys, what's up? It is episode 98 of Congratulations and this is gonna be a fucking

1:22.6

doozy as the guy you got into the elevator once with me said it's a doozy. He said doozy.

1:32.0

I don't remember. There's some story I kind of have to remember where I get onto an elevator

1:35.3

with me and said doozy or something and that's it. And that's by the way this podcast

1:39.2

is going to be. I'm gonna fucking half. I kind of know what's going on but I also kind

1:43.3

of don't because let me tell you something man. I fucking moved. I moved houses and which

1:52.5

means we're gonna get a whole new studio and right now this is the last time probably

1:55.7

we're gonna be doing this studio. We're gonna be doing this podcast in this studio.

2:01.1

It's gonna look the same. It's gonna be remnants of the same. And but it's gonna be a little

2:10.4

bit different because it's gonna be in a different room and that's how it goes. Now listen

2:17.2

because of that we don't have the internet here. So one fire and well pretty much just

2:25.4

one fire because I haven't get rid of isn't really the internet guy but one fire his job

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