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The Misfits Podcast

#98 - Fitz is the WORST parent

The Misfits Podcast

Misfits Network

Comedy

4.959.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Do NOT follow any of Fitz' parenting advice.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So it's the misfits podcast rated five stars and I choose by wonders he says my

0:05.1

cum sock can't take any more podcasts. You guys if I came in a sock. Yeah.

0:09.3

Yes, I had. Why? Um, desperation.

0:13.2

Desperation. How you spoke? I've used it to clean up.

0:18.7

Who just does a rack? Yeah. That I can understand more so for some reason.

0:22.8

But like what's the whole deal? The cum sock? Do you like put it on and then just jerk off with that?

0:26.3

No, no, no. Yeah. How's this work explain the same thing? It's like it's like in the way that I've

0:30.6

expressed the whole toilet paper condom theory like, you know, you get your toilet paper.

0:35.8

Yeah, you stuff like your your finger in it to have it be like a receptacle. And then you go

0:40.8

until you're bad to, you know, you pop the cork and then over it, then easy cleanup, easy

0:45.7

fucking fucking down the toilet. You're good. I was headed to toilet paper. I was living alone.

0:49.7

What are you going to do? Didn't have toilet paper. It was already made way through the act.

0:53.2

I was like, Oh shit. I'm not prepared. Dude, you don't have it. It's 40. You don't.

0:58.4

You lose all logic when you're horny. I fucking have to make love to yourself.

1:01.6

I saw so. Oh, shit. Oh my god. I was fucking late tonight. I was high. I saw something on the T.L.

1:07.9

I was like, as an itch and I need to scratch. And then there you go. What?

1:12.0

And then it got to the point where I was like, I don't know. Your waist is really shit.

1:16.0

And then there was a there was like a really shitty sock. Then I was probably going to throw away

1:19.8

anyways. What we're in the sock. No, I wasn't wearing. I think I'm going to eat something. Pull it off.

1:23.7

I didn't pull it off my fucking foot. No, it was on the ground. It was like holding it.

1:28.3

It was pretty fucking, you know, I was going to throw it away either way. And I think, you know,

1:31.6

I can be at least. I can be trying. And you know, I, okay, it was like last year. It was an

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