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God Awful Movies

98: Believe

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2017

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Believe", the story of a down on his luck millionaire factory owner with so few problems he can afford to spend days stressing over a Christmas pageant, and the evil unionist blue collar workers that tried to take it all away by refusing to take two substantial pay cuts in a single calendar year.

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0:00.0

Connie, these fair-bodied smart goggles are amazing.

0:04.0

They send you straight to sleep.

0:05.4

Go on, you've got to try them.

0:07.0

Really?

0:08.0

Sounds like a load of old nuts.

0:10.0

SIN Sweet dreams.

0:15.0

From toys to relax and gadgets this Christmas there's more to Argos.

0:20.0

He's going off on his whole I don't get six six days. I don't get to leave it two to go coach little

0:29.1

I don't get six months maternity leave because you don't have a

0:34.5

imagine being mad about maternity

0:36.9

imagine being mad about maternity

0:39.2

yes

0:41.6

how more clearly the villain of a movie in any other movie except the ones that we watch?

0:50.0

And you know what rich men get when they're pregnant?

0:53.0

Literally anything they want.

0:55.0

That's how that would work, pretty sure.

0:57.0

God awful movies.

1:00.0

Movies. Movie.

1:10.4

Welcome back to the gam-cast, where each week we, we my God this movie was about how poor people deserved it

1:18.8

We sample another selection from Christian cinema because Eli was mean to a witch at some point.

1:23.6

I'm your host, no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend, Heath and

1:28.0

right, Heath, we missed you last week man. Welcome back.

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