979: Happiness in America, Spa Go Me, & Coed Sports
The Brain Candy Podcast
Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Sarah and Susie are reuniting in Denver again, and they are psyched. Sarah is talking about life hack's she's trying in the new year. So what, who cares. Sarah claims there are five "approved" lesbian haircuts and we learn what they are. There is some special nail polish that is going viral that is supposed to allow you to color coordinate by changing the color magically, but it ends up looking insane, and Sarah is mad about it.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. |
| 0:03.0 | Oh, hello. |
| 0:05.8 | We're going to 979. |
| 0:09.4 | Feeling fine. |
| 0:11.5 | Yes. |
| 0:12.6 | I have to say it also because that's a great number. |
| 0:16.6 | It's so pretty. |
| 0:17.6 | It is pretty. |
| 0:18.5 | It's a palindrome and we are feeling fine. |
| 0:22.1 | Yeah, we are. You know, |
| 0:30.0 | now I just have to bring it with just like the best episode you've ever heard. You would have loved the episode we just did but didn't record. We talked about why all women should just be lesbians. |
| 0:39.2 | Yes. |
| 0:39.9 | Why straight men probably, not probably, definitely, |
| 0:44.1 | definitely secretly love dick. |
| 0:47.1 | Yeah, because we were talking about what's sweeping the world, |
| 0:49.9 | not just the nation. |
| 0:51.3 | Yes. |
| 0:51.5 | Heeded rivalry. |
| 0:52.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:53.8 | Oh, my God. Mom is hot. Mom is hot for that. |
| 0:56.6 | Everyone is hot for it. And I cried. It's a moche. Oh, it's so good. I bet I know why you |
| 1:05.7 | like it though, because you know how that one guy is Shane or whatever? Yeah. Oh my God. You're so |
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