Ho-ho and Merry Christmas yo-yo!

Yes, it is Christmas Eve.

We are we are just just about to have the big day and welcome everybody welcome to the Harlan

Highway Podcast on this most joyous of seasons.

We are going to be dealing with Christmas on this show.

As a matter of fact, I'm going to be talking about a present,

a Christmas present from my father.

Oh, wait do you hear this story?

This is a gem.

Wait do you hear how my dad lays down the Christmas present

gauntlet?

It is a keeper. Also,'m going to I'm going to debunk. I'm going to complain about a certain

Christmas carol. I normally love Christmas carols. But here's one. I'm kind of wiping off my list and I'll tell you why it annoys the hell out of me

Listen and we'll you'll hear about it also speaking at Christmas Carol singers George Michael is calling in from heaven to talk about Christmas and what it means and how it works.

Yeah, the dead pop star George Michael is calling from heaven.

Wait do you hear this and I think he's been drinking?

Oh, it's just a mess.

And then at the end of the show I'm gonna sing one more Christmas Carol

for you to go out of the new year, out of the old year and into Christmas a little bit of

Elvis so get your hair gel and this is the Christmas Harland Highway.

What do you know my name? It's on the marriage certificate. I've never seen you before all my life.

Hold on to your airbag.

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