971. Frame Rate - Star Wars: Episode I - Phantom Menace

Small Beans

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Adam and Abe decided now was the perfect time to retread the beginning of the Star Wars prequels. They’re pretty sweet. It’s got the Gungans, and Kitster, and Shmi, and Sheev, and Sebulba, and Governor Bibble. No Jizz music though. We put this one on the free feed as we are wont from time to time, but make sure to make your way to our patreon page for more content (patreon.com/SmallBeans) Features: Adam Ganser: https://bsky.app/profile/ganz.bsky.social Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The The thing we have to consider about 1999 Star Wars episode one, the Phantoms of Manx.
0:35.2	Oh boy.
0:35.6	Is that no one has talked about this film in 25 years.
0:41.0	Yep.
0:42.0	It is phenomenal.
0:43.0	You can scour the internet.
0:44.6	No opinions on it.
0:45.5	As much as you please.
0:46.5	And not one person has an opinion on it.
0:49.7	Not one idiotic fact check that I went through during the research of this event was salt.
0:56.8	Everything was solved. They have, Star Wars is the most complete universe. I would say even
1:02.8	large, more complete than our universe as far as I'm concerned. It's pretty built out.
1:07.1	It's so built out. Pretty built out, pretty thought through, pretty nuanced, complex.
1:13.5	Just wait until we start talking about Schmee.
1:16.7	You know, Schmey Skywalker, the mom of Anakin Skywark.
1:22.9	Her name is Schmee.
1:25.1	Just wait until it, because she's going to get, ooh get oh she's gonna get an earful for this old boy
1:29.7	questions so many questions uh okay can i ask look can i do fan stuff we never do fan stuff
1:36.7	can i do a little fan stuff i don't know what that means i'll you well we'll see uh you can do stuff
1:41.3	i'll stop you if i really need to okay great, great. Okay. Did you see it in the
1:46.4	theater? You see the swimming theater? Of course. It was the biggest thing in 1999, right? Did you
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