970: Kissing Animals, Raccoon Pets, & Female Dummy

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Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We learn about the Selena documentary, and the life, career, and death of the Tejano singer, who was killed by a disgruntled employee. We find out the evolutionary advantage of kissing, which animals do it, how scientists define "kissing," and why it actually could protect us from harm. Susie explains why raccoons might become the next domesticated animals, why they seem to be ushering in their pet era, and why experts are convinced it's inevitable. We discuss the new female test dummy (or smartie as Susie calls her), and why it took so long to get it made, why people still aren't happy, and why it's so expensive to make. We're mad at the Guinness World Book of Records again because of their evolving business model and the schemes they're using to make bank. And Susie talks about the Stiller and Meara documentary, about the comedy duo and their famous son, Ben Stiller, and why despite their fame, they're more relatable than you'd think.

00:00 - From Christmas Decor to Flip-Flop 5K Ideas

10:44 - Unpacking the Selena Documentary and HerEnduring Influence

21:06 - Exploring the Surprising Science and History of Kissing

39:16 - Why Raccoons Might Be the Next Domesticated Animal

46:28 - Unveiling the New Female Crash Test Dummy and Its Importance

53:31 - Questioning the Evolving Business Model of Guinness World Records

58:42 - The Intricate Lives and Careers of Comedy Duo Stiller and Meara

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0:00.0	Spring Kitty Podcasts.
0:04.8	It's not 70, Louise Louise.
0:08.2	Louise is back again.
0:10.6	Can you freaking believe it?
0:12.3	No, I can't.
0:14.0	I love it.
0:14.6	I can't.
0:15.6	We need to get, like, Louise necklaces.
0:18.3	Oh, my God.
0:19.5	In, like, that old school English script, like, oh.
0:23.4	That would be so cute.
0:27.1	Write it down.
0:27.8	Write it down.
0:28.3	It's done.
0:29.2	And so it is.
0:30.9	That is happening.
0:35.6	I mean, I haven't.
0:36.9	That would be so cool.
0:37.8	Why are you so good at coming up with gifts lately?
0:40.8	For myself.
0:42.7	Like, you're just like, I just wrote down gifts.
0:45.2	I have not had a lot of sleep.
	...

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