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Hello earthling. What is your name? My name is JPC. Oh wait, I've an alien as well.

Yes, we're both aliens. We know each other. You're Adelaide, JPC. And we are from the planet.

Gorgons, oh, oh, geez. And I'm here today. I am here too. And this is my alien

life. Okay. So we take us to your riddles. We'd use it. Hello earthlings. We were talking to

no one. We're just three aliens having dinner together. Wait, no, I'll play a human. No, meet you.

Okay. Me too. Hey, what's up? I'm Jeff. Hey, I'm dearborn. Jeff, I'm your roommate and

dear board. Yeah, Dave and who's this? And I'm Mike and I'm from the planet Gorgonzilla. No, hold on.

No, no, no, someone has to be the alien. We have to have a panel. I'll be the alien.

Okay. Okay. At some point you have to say take us to your puzzles. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, it's me, little Mike, little Mikey Scottsdale. What's up?

And I'm Big Mike and I'm also from Scottsdale. Can you choose another fucking name in another city,

please? And I'm meeting a Mike and I'm from Gorgons, a lot of alien alien. Medium, I mean, pretty good.

I mean, I don't hate it, but would you rather be I do?

Would you rather be Big Scott from Mike'sdale? Yes, magic magic Scott'sdale. I'm out of five. I'm

GPC and I'm Aaron Keith. And before we started recording, I was like, I'm going to be so chill in

this episode. I'm just gonna be like so relaxed and chill and then we started an intro when I'm

immediately, immediately a mic. Ooh, let's do let's do a real chill episode. Let's do like a pure

moods, just like, Anya-esque relaxation. Let's do like a spa. Yeah. Well, that's annoying. But let's do

like a spa episode. Okay, I'm gonna put some lemon water everywhere. Casey, can you put in some like

some like ocean waves? It's like perfect sport motion wave. It's like the most stressful ocean wave.

Okay, now calm ocean waves. Now calm ocean waves. And I'm gonna sing some Anya and I want everyone

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