And the I'm going to do. So, Welcome back to yet another sparkling edition of the two mics on the record podcast.

Previously you will have heard some remarkable stories of some remarkable people and

some remarkable things that have happened over the years both in our Fleet Street careers formerly and in the way

that we now live.

Mr. Perry, a very good afternoon to you.

Yeah very good afternoon to you Mike and you know these people who are sort of do good

as didn't have a complaint about some bloke the

other day who unicycled around the world.

Oh that's right yeah.

He was out around the world what the fucking how is the point of that you know?

Well yeah did he? Well I don't know did? And who gave him all that money? And where is the money? And where is the charity?

Anyway, I've come across another one, a guy called Don Ritchie, right? Don Ritchie.

Don Ritchie. Unfortunately, poor old Don is now dead.

He died age 73.

Uh-huh.

But he was described as an ultra-marathon runner.

Oh yes.

Do you know what the ultra-marathon is?

Is that the one where they run like three marathons in one or something? Oh yes. Now do you know what the ultra marathon is?

Is that the one where they run like three marathon's in one or something?

No, that's, that's, I mean the old cross-dresser comedian did that didn't he run.

He ran.

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