97: Moose Are Way Too Damn Big
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
Brittany Broski & Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 8.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Songs of The Week:
I Love You by Fontaines D.C.
Better Way To Live by Kneecap & Grian Chatten
TV Dinner by Sam Fender
Bad As I Used To Be by Chris Stapleton
Reproductive Resources:
https://aidaccess.org
https://plancpills.org
https://Ineedana.com
https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/
https://heyjane.com
LGBTQ+ Resources:
https://Translifeline.org
https://Glaad.org
https://Pflag.org
https://www.thetrevorproject.org/
Climate Resources:
https://Oceanconservancy.org
https://Climateemergencyfund.org
Some helpful credible resources/links to help Free Palestine:
Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/
UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma
Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND.DWB_CKMSF-BRAND.DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand.E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc
World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/
World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/
Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/
IG ACCOUNTS TO FOLLOW:
@eye.on.palestine
@aljazeeraenglish
@palestinianyouthmovement
@byplestia
@motaz_azaiza
@impact
CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Intro
01:05 – Pirates
01:59 – UTI
02:58 – Justin Timberlake
03:44 – Spiritual Psychosis
10:12 – Tarot Reading
12:12 – Muse
14:12 – Tarot Reading Cont.
14:27 – Lymphatic Drainage
15:41 – Nymphs
18:46 – Prometheus & Mythology
29:53 – Monologue & Philosophy
37:03 – Lymphatic Drainage Cont.
39:03 – Tarot Reading Cont.
41:52 – Moose
47:03 – Cryptid of The Week
53:16 – Area 51 & Calling Dad
1:01:41 – Outro
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Direct from the Brozky Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California. |
| 0:09.8 | This is the Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Brozky. |
| 0:14.7 | Record, I said. |
| 0:16.9 | You will record the podcast today. |
| 0:23.4 | Morning, guys! Who's off the fucking monk fruit this morning? |
| 0:27.1 | Who's jacked and ripped and jerking it off the monk fruit? |
| 0:30.4 | I woke up this morning, I said, mm-munk fruit. |
| 0:33.1 | I need to put in my mouth, lick on it a little bit. |
| 0:35.9 | Guys, get up. |
| 0:37.3 | Get up. |
| 0:38.1 | I've got my listening ears on today. |
| 0:39.9 | I hope you guys have your listening ears on today as well, because Lord knows I've got |
| 0:43.7 | some bullshit to say. |
| 0:45.7 | I would like to intro this episode by saying, |
| 0:50.1 | Me thinks me have a UTI. |
| 0:53.9 | Me thinks it burns when me peas. |
| 0:57.2 | Ahoy, sailors. |
| 0:59.3 | My penis burns when me pee off the mast. |
| 1:02.8 | Ahoy! |
| 1:04.7 | I would have made a great pirate dude. |
| 1:06.8 | There's something very alluring about Captain Barbosa and Elizabeth Swan's father to me because I look like both of them. |
| 1:13.5 | I look like them. |
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