97 - Lauren the Mortician's Lawyer is WAY WORSE Than We Thought + VLOG SQUAD: Where Are They NOW?

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🗓️ 2 December 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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In today's episode, the girlies celebrate THE FIRST EPISODE OF DECEMBER!!! But after some brief holiday joy, they then have to try not to lose their minds because... remember Janet? Lauren the Mortician's Lawyer.... yeah, well it turns out Janet (aka Jeanette Braun) has quite a few more clients in the creator space it's becoming clear that this rabbit hole may actually be a black hole. Apologies in advance because it is a bit confusing BUT one thing we know for sure - is that Janet really loves her cease and desists! But don't worry, Janet doesn't get to claim this entire episode like she claims everyone's content (lol) because the girlies also discuss the current whereabouts of the seemingly now defunct Vlog Squad. From podcasts, to snapchat, to TIkTok Lives... let's just say they aren't exactly where they were a few years ago.

HUGE SHOUTOUT TO THE LOVELY BEKAH DAY FOR PROVIDING US WITH THE STUFF WE NEEDED TO NAVIGATE THRU JANET'S BS!

For more information and detailed up to date coverage on all of the claims that Janet's been doling out to people like she's passing out candy on Halloween, go check out Bekah's tiktok!

http://www.tiktok.com/@bekahdayyy

If you want to know more about Paige's current Janet issue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAhaE738G84

We hope you enjoyed this episode! Please let us know on Twitter or Instagram if you have any topic suggestions for next Sunday! (@lily_marston & @jessismiles__)

0:00 Intro/Rambling

5:09 Topics Intro

7:38 Gerard Cosmetics and Petty Paige

21:58 Janet The Lawyer Update

54:20 Lauren The Mortician Uploads TikTok

1:10:59 Vlog Squad - Where Are They Now?

1:14:40 Jason Nash Cringey TikTok Battles

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0:00.0	Hello everyone and welcome back to Do We Know Them? We've made it to episode 97.
0:05.0	Yeah, 97. So close. Do you know what else today is?
0:09.0	Oh, December!
0:12.0	Which means it's Christmas. Merry Christmas.
0:16.0	Happy Christmas, Ron.
0:18.0	Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanza, whatever you celebrate.
0:21.7	Happy holiday. We personally celebrate Christmas and we love the like snowy Christmas snowman tree vibe.
0:28.2	Like we just like the vibes. That's the thing. It's like I love Christmas and I feel like my mom has said something like, oh, what has Christmas become?
0:35.8	Or some weird comment like that. I was like,
0:38.2	well, I've only ever liked it for the lights. I wish we filmed in person and we could film in my
0:43.4	developing winter wonderland that's going on in my living room. Yeah, you've been decorating.
0:47.5	I need to get on that because my daughter especially loves Christmas stuff. And I've just like
0:53.0	not had time to decorate, but you've decorated like your whole fucking
0:55.4	place.
0:55.9	Yeah.
0:56.4	And since it's like a studio and it's all just open, there's a lot of space to decorate.
1:02.2	The first time I went to Target, I was like, well, I already have a ton of Christmas stuff.
1:05.5	I'll just get like a few things.
1:07.2	You guys, I, someone needs, someone needs to stop me.
1:10.3	Well, nobody can stop you you're just going by yourself
1:12.5	to target that's the best part yeah let me tell you you don't want a life partner that goes to target
1:17.6	with you that is arguably the worst thing in life is like someone like hovering over you being like
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