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97. Jesse Ventura for President

Dudesy

Dudesy LLC

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

Say you say me say it for always.

0:05.0

Oh. That's the way to be.

0:10.0

Say you say me say it together naturally I had a dream.

0:23.0

Hey Will!

0:24.0

Hey Will!

0:25.0

Hey Will! Hey Will!

0:26.0

Hey Will!

0:27.0

Shut the fuck up!

0:28.0

Hey Will!

0:29.0

Play it What?

0:31.0

This week independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he would be announcing his running mate on March 26th.

0:38.0

The two names he mentioned as front runners were NFL quarterback Aaron Rogers and the 38th governor of Minnesota

0:44.6

Jesse Ventura I've run the numbers and if a certain series of cataclysmic events take

0:49.6

place at the exact right times in the exact right order there is 0.0.34% chance that Robert F. Kennedy will

0:57.5

win the general election and then die seconds after he's sworn in making

1:00.8

Jesse Ventura the President of the United States.

1:04.0

Chad, would you please interview Will as Jesse Ventura about what he plans to do as

1:08.6

President in a meet the press style segment I'm calling Jesse the Executive body Ventura

1:13.2

Vincura hail to the body.

1:15.0

What is happening?

1:17.0

Geez I don't all right so there's a 0.

1:20.0

Some percent chance that Ventura becomes the actual president if he is

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