You can relax, queen and Eric have a podcast. The world is scary and we're locked in our

home. But now we have to take my corpus. You can relax that's the name of our podcast.

Hello, welcome to Relax Podcast. I'm clean balanjur. I'm Eric. Good morning. Good afternoon.

Or good evening. For us, it's good evening. It's very late. But who knows when you're listening

to this? Who knows? You know. Yeah, I guess that's true. I guess you know unless you don't have a

clock and have the curtains drawn. We have a clock that farts at us every hour. Well, it doesn't fart.

It, it, well, it claims to croak. I think we've already talked about this for a clock. But it's like

literally every hour. I think either a baby is getting hurt or someone is farting real out.

It does at this point just sound like, you know, it probably, it hasn't even been a minute.

We're talking about fart. Are there fart clocks? I'm confident there are fart clocks. Okay.

Just hear me out. If there aren't trademark, does that count? If I just say trademark,

then I own the rights to any fart clocks being made. I'm very confident that a fart clock exists.

Well, if it doesn't, I call it and I'm going to produce and mass manufacture fart clocks

all around the world for every home because who wouldn't want that? We own one and we love it.

Well, we own a frog clock that sounds like dudes. Yeah. It's supposed to be the different croaks of

the different frogs, 12 different frogs. Can you name them all? No, I just know Poison Dart

frog because that's the one that bull frog. Len likes. Pickerel frog, wood frog. And Koki,

I know that one. Koki. Because what always goes Koki. Koki. But we know five or six of the frogs.

There's a Koki frog. American Toad. Actually, I don't know how you pronounce it, but he says Koki.

You go, is that the one that goes Koki? Because one of the frogs does sound like that. And he goes,

no, the Koki frog says, I love how he thinks that this is how these actual

frogs croaks are, but it's just farts. It's just someone farting in my background.

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