97 - Goodbye Kitty in a Poodle Skirt

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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In this episode, The Counselors learn about the LIES that big Hello Kitty have been spreading, a friendly orange lobster with big dreams, poodle skirts, and being trapped in the Tampa airport. Works Cited: ➜ Charlie Sawyer. “The Internet Just Found out That Hello Kitty Isn’t a Cat, and They’re Not Coping Well.” SCREENSHOT Media, SCREENSHOT Media, 22 July 2024. ➜ Amy Beth Hanson. “Meet Crush, the Rare Orange Lobster Diverted from Dinner Plate to Aquarium by Denver Broncos Fans.” AP News, AP News, 19 July 2024. Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/ Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors

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0:00.0	Have you ever canued down a babbling brook?
0:03.2	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:07.6	Listen up, campers.
0:08.8	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.5	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
0:13.6	So prepare for a good old fashion, Kumbaya.
0:16.0	Weird news.
0:16.8	Hot gossip.
0:17.8	And scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.2	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.3	No, but it is camp.
0:24.7	This is camp counselors.
0:28.1	Hey happy campers!
0:34.6	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. It is week 97 here at camp.
0:38.6	And it's a very special week here at camp because before we record today, I did stop at 7-Eleven and did get a slurbee.
0:46.5	The cups are giving Brat Summer. Last year was Barbie Pink. This year is Brat Summer Green. It's out with Wanda in with Cosmo. I got
0:56.3	Cherry red. I got blue raspberry. I can see it on your teeth. I love a blue tongue. I know you talked about this before we're talking with Aaron you don't like a blue tongue and that's
1:06.1	surprising and not very fun or full of whimsy in my opinion I think it's because when I was
1:10.9	younger somebody told me um that I looked like I sucked off a smurf and I think that was really internalized over the years to be honest.
1:20.0	And you're like, what about it?
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