97: Christmas with the Kranks

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Sure, we're off this week, but we had a secular bonus episode ready to go for our patrons anyway, and we figured that, if ever there was a time of year for gifting a bonus episode to everyone else, this was it. Happy holidays!
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0:00.0	I was trying to think of, like, how I could do this to torture Heath.
0:08.5	I would hire Carolers to come out and sing, like, the half of a chorus of his favorite 90 songs.
0:15.2	Like, they'd come out, they'd be like, back streets, back, and then they'd just leave, and he'd come out like half naked wielding a bat being like
0:22.5	if you fuckers don't sing all right in the next 10 seconds i'm taking as many down with you
0:28.1	with me as possible okay well i'm an in sync guy you know nothing about me
0:32.3	god awful movie movie God Awful
0:39.0	Movies
0:40.3	Movies
0:41.3	Movies
0:42.3	Welcome back to the Gamecast
0:51.6	Patreon-only bonus episode
0:53.0	Where each month we sample another selection from secular cinema because this time I remembered to edit it on time.
0:58.5	I am your host, No Illusions.
1:00.2	And sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath.
1:03.0	And right, Heath, welcome back.
1:04.2	Tim Allen Tacular.
1:05.7	Let's do it.
1:07.3	Oh, God, damn it.
1:09.1	And no, no, don't get any ideas.
1:11.5	No, no.
1:12.7	Just no.
1:14.1	It's 30 years since the last time that was funny.
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