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Ghostrunners

97 - Beef Jerky for the Troops

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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0:00.0

Okay, so dude, you know how we were watching Sloan last week Sloan dog millionaire. Yes, Sloan

0:05.1

So I had the fun task of driving her halfway back home to

0:10.9

What's it called not broken arrow Oklahoma big cabin Oklahoma?

0:14.7

Oh, what a what a what a place Oklahoma. You never know the state the cities are gonna be named there, but

0:20.8

Just me and Sloan and I don't know if you ever drove too many places one-on-one with your uncle when you were two years old

0:27.3

It's kind of an awkward situation

0:30.5

It's it was like like she she's fine with me whenever Catherine's around whenever had he's around

0:35.3

Whenever it's just me and her it was just kind of like this is uncomfortable uncles are scary kind of

0:40.6

Yeah, and I and of course like the harder I try not to be scary the more I feel like I'm just a little bit creepy

0:45.5

You know my uncle had a mustache, which was a legitimately creepy and scary me when I was younger like what's this guy doing with this caterpillar on top of his mouth?

0:52.4

I didn't like it and so anyway. I was driving down and

0:56.0

You know it was like it was literally like legitimate like talking to a brick wall

0:59.9

Like she didn't she didn't respond at all like and I was like pulling out all the stops

1:04.2

I was being goofy, you know like oh

1:07.6

You know like what do you think Sloan?

1:09.7

Can you see the cows? You know whatever like all the classic road trip things talking both on and eventually

1:15.2

I was like maybe I should just give up but it was like no, it's a brick wall with feelings like you have to keep talking to this brick wall

1:21.1

And I tried I mean really didn't cracker for pretty much the whole trip

1:25.2

I think that the near the end I got kind of kind of into you know a good spot with her

1:29.6

And I think it was because I started playing veggie tails. I pray really she's a big Bob

1:34.0

She doesn't like Larry too much, but she's a real big Bob fan. So he's Bob the tomato. Yeah, Bob the tomato makes sense

1:39.3

It's got shape like a Bob. Yeah, yeah, he looks like a Bob Larry Larry's more slender and green. Yeah like most Larry's and

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