Three.

Why Cheeto Santino?

Why that?

I'll tell you when I first moved to Los Angeles,

I was playing this basketball league with these kids from East LA.

There was like the only connection I had in LA with these like couple of kids that I knew from Long Beach.

And we would go play ball in this league and then afterwards we'd go to a bar and just get shit-faced like

just blacked out out of our mind 22 like every dime we had was going to its booze

and partying so we were partying and I'm wearing basketball shorts like white people

do when you play basketball and all my Mexican friends you know they wear like whatever they had on the floor that morning it was like jeans and you know whatever there was never basketball shoes for them and we're sitting there drinking.

And this dude, Pavo, his buddy of mine, he looks down in my legs and he goes,

dog, I got a fucking ask you a question.

Player, like, did you have fucking orange leg hairs, dog?

I was like, dude, I've known you for years, you've never seen that?

He's like, no dog, it's so gross, dog.

It's nasty to look at, bro, it's kind of like if you ate a bag of cheetos and you wiped the finger dust all over your

fucking legs and she got Cheeto legs dog. So the Cheeto thing so then all these

dudes all these fucking all these homies were always like, Cheeto

it was just a it was just stuck so hard that when I got Twitter and Instagram, I was like, I have to have Cheeto as my shit. Like I have to embrace the Cheeto.

Embrace the Cheeto, man. Wow. Yeah, that's a good time for orange-haired comedians.

The two of the greatest of all time have orange hair.

It's wild because I've always been such a massive fan of Burr.

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